I'm wanting to make a superband. I need a drummer, bass player 3 or 4 guitar players a keyboard player and everybody must sing songs. I myself don't play anything but I have a big stick like the dude that managed lead zepplin. If possible we could mix it up, do some Lady Ga Ga some britny spees and some bon jovie. I have a couple of shows lined up playing some parties for some 13 year olds in their parents back yards. Only thing is we have to dress like clowns. You will have to supply the makeup and cloths but I will supply the big clown shoes. If you would like to be in the band of a lifetime, Submit your resume along with the rights to all the music you have done in the past. I will require you each to sign everything over to me. We can then move forward to become the best band the world has ever seen. TRUST ME! Even though I've never done this before I know I can make it happen. Our first big gig will be held at the music store in Jackson TN and will be a battle of the bands. There you will get to show the world what your made of. I've got the bullshit and you should be the shit...

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