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RE: PRO Bass Player (Memphis-All)


Date: 2009-11-02, 1:33PM CST
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Looking for PRO bass player. I don't want to be surrounded by musicians that may have real talent. If you don't have the latest and greatest cool equip. and can really be a convincing poser, then don't even bother to let me waste your time. You must have valid ID, a current green card, certificate of insurance and a Social Security card. We also conduct a complete background check, drug screen and credit check. We are booked solid well into the next year (two months at least).Steady work can be yours for the right candidate. Before being considered you must submit a resume with no gaps and should be formatted for import into my very short list of talent. I like to be surrounded by people that I can control and be the big head master of all I survey. But since I'm having to go to craigslist to try to find people with more talent than me, my far reaching domain is really not that vast. I won't tell you what I play and I lack respect for those I haven't met yet because I feel I have superiorty over my destiny and I really don't need you. You see, I manage the produce dept. for Walmart and I feel I have a solid grasp on how to control people, especially surly musician types. If you have played in a supergroup or have several recordings that have been released recently, then you may be considered for employment with my band. But, ALL ABOVE LISTED REQUIREMENT STILL APPLY.

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